Tuesday, April 21, 2015

YES PLEASE - Amy Poehler

“That is the motto women should constantly repeat over and over again. Good for her! Not for me.”

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Monday, April 20, 2015

THE ANDY COHEN DIARIES by Andy Cohen

“I HAVE SOCIAL DISEASE. I HAVE TO GO OUT EVERY NIGHT. IF I STAY HOME ONE NIGHT I START SPREADING RUMORS TO MY DOGS. —ANDY WARHOL”

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Saturday, April 18, 2015

WHAT IF - Randall Munroe

“There’s no material safety data sheet for astatine. If there were, it would just be the word “NO” scrawled over and over in charred blood.”

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Friday, April 17, 2015

Thursday, April 16, 2015

SO ANYWAY - John Cleese

“True, there was a vague assumption that doing so would bring me closer to God, but then who was God when he was at home? And why did he keep losing it with his chosen people, when he could easily have changed his mind, and picked a more co-operative bunch?”

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Thursday, April 9, 2015

Not That Kind of Girl Quotes by Lena Dunham

“You will find,” she says, “that there’s a certain grace to having your heart broken.”

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Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Monday, April 6, 2015

Sunday, April 5, 2015

FOOD - Jim Gaffigan

“The pig is converting a tasteless piece of fruit, essentially garbage, into one of the most delicious foods known to man. The pig has to be one of the most successful recycling programs ever. When you think about it, that is more impressive than anything Steve Jobs did.”

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Saturday, April 4, 2015

DREAMERS AND DECEIVERS by Glenn Beck

“Perhaps, in the end, the lesson is that it’s as important to say “I tried” as it is to say “I succeeded.”

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Wednesday, April 1, 2015

AS YOU WISH - Cary Elwes

“That particular take was the one that ended up in the film. So when you see Westley fall to the ground and pass out, that’s not acting. That’s an overzealous actor actually losing consciousness.”

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41 - George W. Bush

“Do not allow defeat to extinguish your dreams. If you keep working and remain optimistic, opportunities can come your way.”

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